reality tunnel

a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.

most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.

by nocturnal February 8, 2007

Tunnel Ass

(noun) an asshole whomst diameter is 10x the size of the standard human asshole, usually via anal sex from another man; potentially sodomization

“Craig! Can you believe that Clayton got pegged by Jessica Ghobrial!”
“What?!? No way!! I don’t believe it!”
“Yeah! He’s a total tunnel ass now!”

by TonyHaver August 28, 2020

Mario's Tunnel Of Doom

A very unusual cave created by a mysterious floating head, no records have been written about this cave nor has anyone escaped it for those who have entered it. However, some believe that the cave was emerged in March 8, 1991. Its location is unknown but some say that the only way to find the cave is by entering the Bermuda triangle. No one really knows what is in the cave or where it really came from...

I wouldn't go in Mario's Tunnel Of Doom if I were you...

by Luigis January 4, 2017

Venezuelan shit tunnel

When two men are having alternate anal intercourse with a woman and one man takes the fecal residue from his penis and covers the other man's penis with it before he engages the anus.

Tammy was hoping to experience her first Venezuelan shit tunnel while on holiday in Thailand.

by Rmitz April 6, 2017

Tunnel Buddies

When guys have slept with the same girl on different occasions.

Are you serious, you slept with Sara too. You know that makes you and Frankie Tunnel Buddies!

by Dick Shipton March 9, 2008

In The Tunnel

1. Saying something that renders people silent, looking at you, and wondering what the fuck you're talking about. 2. Looking stupid.

Person 1: Man this band sucks dude.
Person 2: They sure love being in the tunnel.

by DIABOLIC4L April 6, 2006

Chocolate tunnel of love

1. A tradition tunnel of love, except through chocolate instead of water
2. Sweet, sweet anal sex

Guy: Thanks for going on the Chocolate Tunnel of Love with me again.
Girl: I was scared the first time I tried it, but after that, I was surprised how much I liked it!

by puddi0907 January 7, 2012