TuckerFucker 

The act of seating yourself in front of a desk piled with physics material, and receiving pleasure from a student beneath. Oral sex often involves uniform circular motion and Newtonian mechanics. There is often a trap door beneath that allows quick entry and exit.

Why is there banging beneath that desk!? Oh, someone must be pulling a TuckerFucker... now, back to my pendulum measurements!

TuckerFucker by Ron Burgundy II August 7, 2006

tucked sucked and fucked 

quickest and gayest way to clap a mans cheeks.

guy 1: What's Good B
guy 2: Last night, Nate tucked sucked and fucked me.

tucked sucked and fucked by Nathan Higgers October 16, 2018

fucked and tucked

When a person has been to an orgy, gangbang or other filthy debaucherous event, And still manages to arrive home on time and get to bed early.

dude 1: hey bro, how was last nights event.

dude 2: it was great man, i did the orgy, spunked my load, got home, at a slice of pizza and was in bed by 10pm.

dude1: fucked and tucked, nice going bruv.

fucked and tucked by a_fool February 12, 2026