Tebowner

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008

Tebowning

The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.

I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.

by TimmyTebow November 28, 2011

theboatingman

A HOT guy with the last name of Abcde who is paranoid of people from the internet!

"You can't meet him/her they are from the internet"

by all4kidrock June 2, 2004

Tebowsexual

Any grown ass man who dreams of showering with his man crush.

The Tebowsexual is now a Gators/ Broncos fan.

by Antiteebowsexual January 8, 2012

tebowner

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009

TSHBO

"The sheep have been owned."


sheep - slang term for GC fanboy on Gamespot forums.

lolzorz Custom Robo flopped. TSHBO.

by Moggraider September 1, 2004

Tebowling

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)

I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.

by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012