Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

by Unknown_User1 April 4, 2010

Trouser Clam

A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.

Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.

by indig0daisy December 21, 2008

trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.

Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.

by DJP August 23, 2003

trouser chili

The result of releasing diarrhea in the pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but instead I served up some trouser chili

by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003

trouser brownie

A dookie in the pants

The young man was afraid to leave his seat, as he'd recently uncorked a monster trouser brownie.

by Trouserlicious October 20, 2006

trouser slam

What you can get at Dennies for only $5.99.

Trone " Where yous gone to ?"

Antoine " Man,I's goin to Dennies,dey got that trouser slam goin on"

Trone "Say Haw "

by Bosorat McFudgenutts December 3, 2006

Trouser Mudd

The unintended release of fecal matter in one’s pants resulting from an attempted fart.

Joe tried to squeak one out but ended up with butt full of trouser mudd.

Stan went to scratch his ass only to discover a finger full of trouser mudd.

by Ed Moose December 6, 2007