tromboner

When your tossing a guys salad and you reach around and jerk him off like your playing a trombone.

"Hey bitch give my a tromboner."

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

Tromboner

An ignorant name used by some jealous bastard when that someone see's a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.

~walk, walk, walk~

footballer- "hey tromboner!" "hahaha"
trombonist- ~mumble~ "douchefuck"

by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009

tromboning

oral stimulation by tongue on a willfully-willing male's sphincter while masturbating his donger, by an ..oh, musician?

hit it down a bit hon, C-note is too high!

by hytham_hammer April 10, 2006

Trombone

the best part of the band that doesn't make mistakes and mostly is the party section and they no who boss

Person:this group is the more party group then playing but they always get the work done

Trombone Player:hm it might be the baritones wait no

Person:its the trombone section

Trombones:PARTY!!!!

by Trombonie October 16, 2008

Trombone

A heavy instrument thats kinda hard to learn and hold but it gets better

1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy!
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

Trombone

An extremely loud blasting device often used to harass members of the high woodwind section. Can play extremely low and high. Best instrument!

Trombones are enemies of flutes.

by BandNerd420 January 05, 2019

Tromboner

When somebody gets a boner by looking at the hole and shape of a trombone

Guy 1: Damn Man! That trombone looks like it would be dope to fuck!

Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?

by Wiggity Wagaddy February 22, 2018