Travesty

A word that all Travis’ hate: Simply because when we hear it we think someone is saying our name

Anyone: That was such a travesty

Travis: wait what did you say my name
Anyone: no dumbass, no one said anything about you, now go back to doing whatever stupid shit you were doing

by A white boy named Travis December 26, 2019

Travis-ty 2 stop me

The name you give your NFL fantasy football team after drafting Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs.

OMG, he gave him the Stone Cold Stunner! WHAT A TRAVIS-TY!!!

It was a Travis-ty 2 stop me.

by Acelmer87 September 29, 2020

travesty

Besides being ''a mockery of'', it is also a transvestite in spanish.

Look homes, that man looks like a travesty, with that skirt and makeup...

by Mark January 25, 2005

travesty

1. a term used to express when you see either a really smokin hot girl or guy whose boyfriend/girlfriend is ordinary-looking or ugly.
2. a mockery, tragedy

1. A (guy): "Dude, look at herrrr" *points*
Me: "I know, man and . . OH! LOOK AT THE LOSER SHE'S WITH!
THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS UGGGLLYY"
A: "Total travesty"
B (girl): "Maybe he's well-endowed?"
Me: "SO THE FUCK WHAT?!?! I CAN SATISFY A BLUE WHALE HERE
*unzips and flips it out* AND SHE'S WALKING AROUND
WITH HIM AND I'M A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER LOOKING THAN
HE WILL EVER BE! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT?!?"
*B & A stare at my ginormagantuan penis*
B (girl): "uhhh. . . *regains focus* Actually, girls pick
ordinary and ugly looking boys because they are
faithful and the girl can be the one who dominates
the relationship because she is the hotter one and
theoretically could leave whenever they wanted"
Me: "Wow. But hot guys can be loyal?"
B (girl): "Actually hot guys are more likely to stray if
they find someone hotter. The girls don't want to
be hurt like that. Hence, the ordinary boys. And
even if the girl is hot to the hot guy, she'll
always be insecure and think she's not good enough"
A and Me: "Ahhhhhhhhh . . ."
B (girl): "By the way, that's a huge dick *smiles*"
Me: "Yeah i know *stuffs in and zips up*

2. When the morning cries and you don't know why it's TRAVESTY! . . . uh . . shit

by Ozzie Oz February 28, 2008

travity

A mix between a tragedy and travesty.

Shit man, the fact that you can't play War of World multiplayer with a real person next to you playing is a serious travity!

or since it rhymes: This cavity is travity!

by MBFisher November 7, 2009

travesty on legs

A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.

My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!

by TomDave April 23, 2006

travesty

me, im the coolest guy ever

Hey look its travesty, hes the coolest guy in rivers!!

by Travis Froese July 16, 2008