ghetto trail mix

a mix of snacks that can be bought in $.25 bags in city grocery stores: Usually a combination pork rinds, flammin' hots, hot fries, and/or hot fritos

Cory: Dan, give me some of your ghetto trail mix.
Dan: Aiigght.
Cory: (shocked) You put Oreos in this?!?!? Shoot, you don't even know what ghetto trail mix is.

by Cory Gerdts January 14, 2007

International Trail Mix

When you bust a nut into some trail mix.

Dude you know that that’s international trail mix.

Yeah I know.

by KillerMike39 November 6, 2019

trail mixed out

To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.

When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

ghetto trail mix

any combination of at least three ingredients that can be found in a vending machine, usually containing at least one spicy item.

Jak: What you eatin' there, Epp?
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.

by Mr. Attack August 11, 2006

Trail Mix Crunch

An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.

The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.

by NephthysScream July 12, 2010

trail mix dick

When a dick only has 1 good feature (like the m&m in trail mix)

Girl 1: How was last night?
Girl 2: My man had a trail mix dick, solid girth but no length

by Grizzly_Man January 4, 2016

Making Trail Mix

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.

1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.

by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011