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Harry: for the trad
Amr : wtf is a trad
Harry: Engagement or whatever lol
by jnawras August 4, 2024
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trad climber

A climber who is able to look at himself in the mirror and be reasonably okay with the unbathed figure staring back at him.
I've been doing a lot less drugs since I became a trad climber.
by psyched will April 24, 2011
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Trad Goth

The original style of goth that developed in the 80's. Fashion, make-up, accessories, and hair are a mix of vampire style, punk, glam, and BDSM. Articles of clothing can include fishnet shirts, mesh tops, fishnet stocking, vinyl pants, skirts, and tops, trench coats, military jackets, funerary clothes, zoot suits, and leather jackets. Nearly all trad goths sport the ever classic and varied styles of teased, backcombed dark hair. Classic inspirations on trad goth styles are: Peter Murphy, Daniel Ash, Siouxsie Sioux, Robert Smith, Simon Gallup, Johnny Slut, Olli Wisdom, and Patricia Morrison.
Sitting around under a shady tree in the park on a hot sunny day are a group of goths of varying styles. When suddenly, the notice a goth whom they had never seen before walking his dog.

Victorian goth: He's certainly an unusual fellow....I don't think I recall seeing him around before.

Colonial goth: Is he a goth? He certainly gives that vibe. But kind is he?

Death Rocker: His hair is all teased up and sort of spikey but without the gel.

Rivethead/Industrialist: He's wearing a dark trench coat.

Corperate goth: Yes, but he's wearing a white dress-up shirt underneath.

Cybergoth: But look what's underneath the shirt! Why it's a meshtop!

Victorian goth: But what sort of goth is he?? He has so many mixed styles!

Romantic goth: Oh! I know what type of goth he is! I just remembered! He is what is known as a "Trad Goth". The originator of all the other gothic subtypes from the 80's!

The other goths sit there in amazement.
by Jakegothicsnake January 14, 2010
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träd smak

When you sit on a wet bench or chair (usually wood) and your ass gets soggy. It's best translated as "tree taste"
Guy #1: ah, this bench is wet! I have träd smak.
Guy #2: that sucks
by urbanusdictionus September 17, 2023
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Trad-Ho

Noun. Name for a female who is very promiscuous, but during the act of sex, she just lays there and takes it. She is a ho, but only engages in the most traditional of sexual positions.

She is very boring in the sack and will never try anything different either because she is too good to indulge her partner, or she is just interested in addng another notch on her bedpost.
Tim: Dude, I totally banged that skank Sabrina last night!
John: Nice, how was it?
Tim: Oh, she just laid there took it; she was totally a trad-ho!
by seeg0039 July 19, 2010
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Trad-Cap

Traditionalist Capitalist: A Hoppean Libertarian with a focus on restoring the traditional nuclear family unit, Christan Culture, and Protestant work ethic as well as maintaining any aspects of European heritage necessary to achieve this. Rejects socialism, including national socialism.
"I think my girlfriend is a Trad-Cap" Centrist guy
"Girls like that don't stick around forever, better put a ring on it" Conservative friend
by sethapex August 24, 2017
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Trad Cat

Not to be confused with 'Rad Bat', 'Trad Cats' are Traditional Roman Catholics.

Median age: 15 *because they have 70 kids

Appearance: Suit & tie / Dress with long skirt (veil while praying)

Skills:
Prays the rosary in Latin.
Can find a way to blame any problem on V2.
Knows how to sing the Salve Regina.

Common behaviors may include:
Praying the Joyful Mysteries on Thursday.
Responding to 'May the force be with you' with 'et cum spiritu tuo'.
Getting married and having 70 kids.
Veiling for grace.
Natural Family Planning.
Zoo keeper: "Our next creature comes from a far and strange land. St. Mary's, Kansas."
Croud: "Oooo Ahhhh"
Zoo Keeper: "It's name, The Trad Cat. Behold as they sift their beads carefully as they whisper their Pater nosters and Ave Maria."
Daddy Trad Cat in the background: "Salve Regina..."
Zoo keeper: "You hear how the daddy just intoned the Salve Regina, that means their almost done. And today's a Thursday so they just finished the Joyful Mysteries."
Zoo keeper: "Moving on to our next oddity, the Ortho Bro..."
by crem de hon July 12, 2022
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