blumpkin tournament

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.

Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.

by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011

Tourajitis

Excessive inflammation of bulbospongiosus and ischiocavernosus muscle. Specific palilalia to words "derm-life"and strong sexual urge to ace every exam. Characteristic findings on Histological exams include rectal Carcinoma in-situ....in situ....IN Situ. Commonly seen in tall, dark and handsome men with braces. Urethral tick-tac suppositories have been shown to minimize symptoms in meta-analysis of 69 RCTs.

Blunt trauma to genitalia by spinning Japanese baton or may lead to Acute Tourajitis

by superman12322 March 27, 2016

Unreal Tournament 2004

The newest version of Unreal Tournament. Its an awesome FPS.

#1:Lets play Unreal Tournament.
#2:Unreal Tournament 2004 right?
#1:Ya its better than the first.

by 474r1 June 12, 2004

bro-touring

A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.

Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!

by jediracer October 22, 2012

Touraj

A handsome face boy with eye-catching eyes.

Compassionate and heartfelt kind, but cool and proud

If you want to experience excitement, be with Touraj

by Frme January 24, 2018

Touring with Joy Division

Adjective, describing that the subject (typically a musician) is dead, particularly when the person to whom it is addressed is either unaware or uncertain of their demise.

Didn't you hear? Joe Strummer's been touring with Joy Division since 2002.

by Zincoxide November 29, 2006

tourange

an imposter or a fraud

idk man red is pretty sus i think their the tourange

by fairyl4nd October 18, 2020