tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right

Tony Blair is a useless tosser

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Cock Tosser

The opposite of a cock blocker. Replaces "wing woman". Person who encourages hookups.

If you ever go out on the town and need a hook up take my best friend. She is the best cock tosser and can find you the hottest person in the room to go home with you.

by Weekend Cowgirl June 2, 2015

fat tosser

An obese person who is a massive show off

You know that reece kid he’s a fat tosser

by Calwill November 27, 2017

Cookie tosser

When your co worker Mike decided to Yeet cookies at a container

Mike picked up the tin and shook it , then he proceeded to Yeet it, that cookie tosser

by Thegoodlord December 30, 2020

Spanish Munchkin Tosser

A Spanish asshole who throws munchkins at unsuspecting Frenchmen

"Who just threw this jelly Munchkin at me???"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"

by Iceman1008 November 5, 2013

Tosser

A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.

Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!

by FoxWing Mabon-Tail December 20, 2008