glossy toco

glossy toco = glossy top coat. Nail polish glossy top coat (most used by Cristine from Simply nailogical).

Put on a nice thick coat of glossy toco.

by simply nailogical/Cristine fan April 18, 2018

tesco car park

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.

"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"

by d-d-d-d-deported March 11, 2017

Toscana

A region in the centre of Italy that could be defined as: The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world

Did you know that Toscana was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture? It was 1786 and still going on.

by Sbirro November 27, 2004

tesco lottery

The Tesco lottery is a game played by people who get deliveries of groceries from the supermarket chain Tescos.

Tescos seem to be remarkably bad at packing one's whole order in full and without bits of other people's orders. Thus, some deliveries you find you are missing a few items; you have lost the Tesco lottery, as some other person has your smoked salmon... however, you just call Tesco and get a refund.

Now, somewhere else there is a person with your smoked salmon and somebody else's bottle of vodka, but they are missing some toilet paper; they call Tesco and get a refund on the toilet paper, but keep the other stuff they didn't order; they have won the Tesco lottery.

The fun thing with the Tesco lottery is that the only real looser is Tesco.

1. "I won the Tesco lottery today... I didn't get a bottle of Pepsi, but I did get two bottles of wine, a pack of coco-pops and some rump steak in exchange; oh, and of course I called Tesco for a refund on the Pepsi."

2. "Damn it, I lost the Tesco lottery! Where's my wine, coco-pops and steak? All I have is this Pepsi I didn't order. Oh well, I'll keep the Pepsi and get a refund from Tesco on the missing stuff."

by Aoife303 November 22, 2006

toycott

The act of boycotting a toy or line of toys.

Inner-city girls organized a local toycott of Barbie dolls, deeming the infamously blonde bombshell as "too white" for the modern world.

by key88sf November 27, 2012

TESCO PHOBIA

Tesco Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of groceries, self check out services, and and all other activities having to do with shopping at tesco

I once purposely tripped over to avoid shopping at tescos with my wife. She thinks I have tesco phobia

by J-H Marwood October 11, 2017

Tomcoonery

When coons engage in Tomfoolery. Coon in the context refers to a black person who is ignorant to white discrimination and unknowingly suffers with self hatred.

1) Tyrone and Jamal are spotted hollering at some white chicks at the mall and they keep dissing black women while they all have a good laugh.

Janelle: Look at those two negroes over there acting like fools over white pussy.
Tanya: I am sick and tired of those two and their tomcoonery

2) Everything Diamond and Silk do on twitter. 100% tomcoonery.

by LOLLmFAOJK September 21, 2019