Fool of a toque

When a friend is a total dick and tries to define stuff to look cool.

Person 1: Dan is such a fool of a toque am I right?
Person 2: Yeah, also a total dick.

by Howdythere! April 19, 2010

double toque day

n. Freezing cold winter day.

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She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

spook-toque

A comfy, knitted hat, often topped with a pom-pom a symbol of french-canadian nationalism in which Africans have slithered their way into and have a beaten variation of said hats. This can also come informs of the hat being worn over the face with 3 distinctive cavities cut into it such as eye-holes and a hole cut for the mouth for respiratory reasons for you need to be able to breathe in a robbery and a hasty escape.

Man 1: *At shelter* "That hat looks in decent condition" *upon turning it around comes into realization of the condition of the hat*
Man 2: "Nah uh u dont want that, you might catch a nigger knife to your rib while under the underpass wearing a spook-toque like that."

by SirBrainum December 24, 2023

Snow Toque

Small mound of fresh snow resembling a toque.

The fence posts are wearing snow toques.

Those piles of snow on top of the inflatable Christmas decorations make them look like they are wearing snow toques (hats).

by SnowToque January 16, 2026

torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

Torque A Wicked Cable

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

Torqued

Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.

She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.

by chadioo April 13, 2013