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Toolurist

A tourist who attempts, but fails, to blend with the people of the city they are visiting.

Faking you're from a city that you're not from just won't work.
See that guy with the cowboy hat? I just heard him speak, and he's got a Jersey accent. What a toolurist.
by Minimcbeef June 26, 2010
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zero tolerance

A policy that was put into use by United States schools and other establishments soon after the Columbine tragedy.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.
A 7-year-old boy was suspended for pretending to shoot his classmates.
by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004
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From the Rooter to the Tooter

It's an old expression actually originating from a peg, with the Rooter being the snout, and the Tooter being the tail. So basically it means the whole hog from snout to tail. But has come to mean from head to toe.
That girl is bad from the Rooter to the Tooter.
by Tattitude October 26, 2018
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sneakers o'toole

A stubborn man who refuses to take his sneakers off. He also likes to a sing a jaunty tune whilst walking.
"I'm not takin my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole!"
by sneakers o'toole January 15, 2008
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fart tolerant

A household that generally allows open farting as the norm. Farts are not held in with members of the household.
Jennifer comes from a fart tolerant household.
by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017
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Toblerboner

When you get an erection from eating toblerone
1. The Toblerone was so good Jacky could not help getting an erection.

2. Anthony has no choice but to sit down while eating toblerone.. a classic case of the toblerboner
by BeautifulKing July 6, 2010
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toblerone rolo combo

the best three words to hear in a jordy accent.
"i would like a toblerone rolo combo
by againwetry October 17, 2011
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