Toobin

A definition coined by recent actions of a news reporter who was caught exposing his penis during a conference call on zoom.

To expose your genitals during a zoom, or any other online video conference call.

Person A: Johnny was toobin during our last zoom call.

Person B: Again? That guy is such a pervert!

by Arty1976 October 19, 2020

toobin

A term used to describe the act of being caught masturbating on webcam by work colleagues or others that wren't intended to be witnesses of the act.

Bob got caught toobin last week by his boss. He was forced to take a permanent leave of absence afterwards.

by That Guy CC October 20, 2020

Toobin it

Getting caught doing a sexual act on a zoom call.

I thought I'd turned off the camera for the zoom call and got caught wanking. I'm getting fired for toobin it.

by Qapla83 October 26, 2020

toobin

when somebody masturbates while on a live video chat

"What happened to Dave?"
"He forgot to turn his camera off and got fired for toobin it"

by calvinbutternut October 20, 2020

Toobin

Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.

Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.

by bustapost October 20, 2020

toobin

To masturbate at work, especially on a zoom call.

"I got fired because my boss caught me toobin at the team meeting."

by RSquad October 20, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

by Noxid625 October 20, 2020