saddam's toothless smile

1. A hairy and disgusting vagina, sometimes finding certain sexually transmitted infections.

2. a vagina

3. slang term for cunt

originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames

fernando: "Damn, dude, I was banging this girl last night and--"

stu: "Was the bitch tight?"

fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."

by everyone loves the uber April 6, 2004

the toothless blow job

a proper blow job without using your teeth.

dude i got the toothless blow job last night and it was amazing.

by ughhboredhehe February 14, 2009

Toothless Gibbon

Close up of a Gibbons mouth with no teeth - The hairy, Munted discharging Flaps of the femail genitals.

....After a romantic, Clark Gabel type evening ....."Lie down and let me road drill your "Toothless Gibbon" with my Custard Chucker"...... Oh Clark you are such a romantic.....XXXXX.

by Chunt - where the Gunt extends from the chin October 14, 2004

Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.

I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore

by John Doe May 26, 2004

Toothless Monster

When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.

I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.

by DaddyStru July 4, 2018

brown and toothless wonder

well what the fuck else could it be besides your good ole arsehole.

often when i would here Bubby fart; he would exclaim, Oh speak again brown and toothless wonder.

by cod blaster June 29, 2008

toothless

somebody who's sleezy or unbelievably sneaky

that girl is toothless

by S Stizzle February 24, 2008