Tombstone Moment

That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.

Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.

by Chumley667 January 7, 2012

Tombstoning

Burring someone up to there neck and then T bagging them!

Morning love fancy a bit of Tombstoning?

by BillyBallBag January 26, 2022

Tombstone Tackle

to have sex with a girl bent over a tombstone doggie style, and to use any form of protection on hand such as a condom, rubber glove, plastic wrap, or garbage bag

Last night I drank a liter of smirnoff twist and tombstone tackled this dirty whore in the graveyard.

by chris wallace May 15, 2007

tombstone teeth

Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.

"That old Mrs Webster has some serious tombstone teeth. They're all yellow..."

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

Crusty Tombstone

A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.

Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.

by You don't know this August 11, 2010

tombstone

A pretty decent brand of pizza that could be finally sold for cheap at your local grocery store. Has a very salty taste to it and the pepperoni's are just awesome.

Yeah get the tombstone out and let's dig in, baby!!!

by Unknown person - fucking stalkers January 4, 2008

Tombstone

A robot that competes on Battlebots and was the 2016 Champion.

Tombstone is the king of kinetic.

by Bowsercrusher19 July 1, 2019