Tolietty Money

What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"

John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.

We're going to see Tolietty Money perform at the Gorge Amphitheatre this evening. Wanna join us?

by Telephony May 14, 2015

J.R.R. Tolkien

Author of the classic fantasy novels Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. His full name is "John Ronald Reuel Tolkien." He was born in South Africa in 1892, but grew up in England, and died there in 1973. Aside from writing, he was a linguist and a professor of Old English at Oxford University.

Have you read these books by J.R.R. Tolkien?

by Stephanie M. October 14, 2003

toddies

tiddies but on the down low

At the dinner table if you don’t want her parents to know- “hey babe, I’m gonna touch your toddies later”

by djwaffles917 April 21, 2019

tolliekaas

South African and Dutch slang for STD on your penis.

Then I said he has tolliekaas and got mad

En toen zei ik dat hij tolliekaas had en werd leip

by M.RR June 8, 2019

toliet

Very common misspelling of the word toilet.

When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.

For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.

Hey Homer!!!
Are you flushing those springs down our toliet?

by Telephony December 14, 2011

j.r.r. tolkien

Now famous 20th century fantasy author (1892-1973), professor and literary and linguistic scholar. Most notably known for his books The Hobbit (or There and Back Again), originally written as a children's book published in 1937, and The Lord of The Rings Trilogy. He also wrote Farmer Giles of Ham, The Adventures of Tom Bombadil.

J.R.R. Tolkien is commonly referred to as the 'Father of Modern Fantasy Adventure' novels.

by G M$ney October 15, 2003

Tolkienite

when a person has seen the three LOTR movies by Peter Jackson and has an extensive knowledge of the three books by JRR Tolkien, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, and some or all of the History of Middle Earth books

1-Legolas's name means Green Leaf!!
2-Yeah and he's from Mirkwood.
3. Tolkienites *shakes head*

by Perrine December 18, 2004