more ass than a toilet seat 

a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"

Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!

more ass than a toilet seat by swimma101 June 11, 2006

gets more ass than a toilet seat 

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

gets more ass than a toilet seat by Adrian December 28, 2005

get more ass than a toilet seat 

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

get more ass than a toilet seat by Nick D May 28, 2006

frisky toilet seat 

A toilet seat that pinches your ass upon arising. Most common with wooden toilet seats that have an invisible hairline crack that opens with the weight of someone sitting but closes up and grabs some ass skin when the user rises and the weight is removed.

That frisky toilet seat at school got me for some skin and hair.

frisky toilet seat by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011

More ass than a toilet seat 

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.

<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.

More ass than a toilet seat by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006

Peppering The Toilet Seat 

The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.

Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!

Peppering The Toilet Seat by Chicken Salad June 25, 2015

more ass than a toilet seat 

you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies

Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

more ass than a toilet seat by Pimpmeister May 9, 2006