tjark

a freak who usually athletic but still isnt a popular person

first person: oh tjark scored during our game

second person: who the hell is tjark?!?!?!!

by mwahaha24 August 9, 2009

Tjark

A Tjark is a person with a big heart and an even bigger dick. He is a caring, loving friend who will always be there for you. Loud people who look for fights irritate him and he might punch them with his member when feeling afraid. Otherwise he is quite peaceful. Tjarks are known to be great in arts and music. Sometimes they talk hours about topics that nobody care about except them. They love cranes.

-"Hey, you see that dude with the BDE? That is defintley a Tjark!"

-"Wow, that fella never shuts up about construction sites...He must be a Tjark."

by croutonofpassion November 22, 2021

Tarkoved on

When you absoloutely get shit on or shit on someone in the game Escape From Tarkov.

"John died to a bloke from 300m away, John got absolutely Tarkoved on."

by FroZ_Dictionary July 7, 2022

Tarkovian

adj.
relating to Tarkov, its people, or their language.

noun
1. an inhabitant of Tarkov, or a person of that plays the game Escape from Tarkov
2. the language spoken by caffeinated gamers after being sent back to the stash prematurely, usually because of a massive skill issue

Also known as Opachi's - Cheekie Breekie's - or in rare cases Chaddicus Thiccicus.

Those dang Tarkovian's keep headtapping me at distance. I must have SKILL ISSUE.

Did you hear that gamer speaking Tarkovian? Some Chaddicus must've steamrolled them!

by A Real Tarkovian October 26, 2022

Tjakko

A man who will be all and do all for what he believes in, does not back down from any challenge. Loves to initiate confrontations and can back it up both mentally and physically. He is everything a woman can dream of, that will not only satisfy a woman's sexual needs, but also her most intimate desires. And he is typically known to have a large penis.

Man, I wish I could be like Tjakko.

by Jon Michaels February 4, 2010

Tarkover

Tarkover is a sexual position, usually involving two or more individuals of the same sex, in which one of them gets stuck while other people 'shift' in them, usually with relationships that involve oral and anal at the same time.

''Bro we should get the tarkovers and do a party!"
''Heya any Tarkovers ready for a raid?''

by Grullz, The Muller March 3, 2021

Tarkov

The funky ass smell of a bathroom after somebody blows it up while smoking a cigarette.

Holy fuck it smells like a Tarkov in here. Did you smoke in my house again ? You fucktard

by RattingMofo August 5, 2021