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timeline rape

signing on to facebook and making the horrifying discovery that, despite your protests, your profile has been switched over to the new timeline.
me: "so i hear everyone's getting automatically switched to timeline over the next few weeks, whether we like it or not. this is pure timeline rape."

antoine dodson: "they's rapin' errybody out here!"
by MalaMackice August 8, 2012
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Omega Timeline

This is part of the Undertale multiverse. This is a mostly white timeline originally void of life until discovered by Core-Frisk and made into a home for Genocide survivors and random characters from different AU's. The only way to enter it is through the thought of going to the timeline.
"Hey have you been to the Omega Timeline? Its really nice there."
by iStarOnline July 30, 2016
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dank timeline

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."
by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017
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Dating Timeline

what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.
according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.
by elliebellie2323 August 19, 2011
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Timelined

Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.
Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!

I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!

I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.
by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012
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Timeline

If your seeing this, that means you’re in the right timeline.
I’m seeing this definition on UrbDic, im definitely in the right timeline then.
by disturb May 27, 2021
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Timeliness

A. Having no beginning or end

B. Not affected by time
They have a feeling of timeliness and hopelessness.
by Vsford August 26, 2022
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