A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.
The Timbers Army wasn't too happy today. 48 seconds from kick, Roger Levesque from the Seattle Sounders scored a goal. RCTI...lose?
by ECSTID January 12, 2012
A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.
by yosdk July 17, 2005
slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.
"bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"
Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber
Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber
by ermatty January 09, 2009
Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.
I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.
I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.
by Eckstahsee December 19, 2003
The act of climbing up a tree, standing or felled, with the goal of ascending to its top. Generally done without the assistance of any equipment, analogous to bouldering and buildering. Challenging routes may be added to increase the difficulty of the climb, especially when competing with a friend.
Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.
Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.
by Samanthuel March 31, 2010
by boom boom b August 23, 2004