The noob or newbie in your workgroup whose very presence makes your skin crawl. Little or no social graces. Has many certifications, but when tasked with a job, often fails in a sad, pathetic, uninformed way. Often in a position with a status of "Junior" to a superior, more experienced individual.
by Loopy November 22, 2004
Get the Thwackburger Junior mug.any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.
Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018
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A men's jacket, most commonly the color white. Primarily bought at stores like express or the men's section of forever 21, the jacket has a high collar that is often left unzipped- framing the face in the most homosexual way possible.
The thacket will most often be worn with an american eagle shirt and matching white shoes. Wearers of the thacket are usually gay.
The thacket will most often be worn with an american eagle shirt and matching white shoes. Wearers of the thacket are usually gay.
"I laughed so hard when Kenny got a big ketchup stain on his thacket. No bleach is going to make that white again."
by carcarcarpediem July 28, 2009
Get the thacket mug.1) To ask someone in a nonchalant manner if they have some shit(meth) for sale.(verb)
2) To tweak on something.(verb)
3) Refering to the state of mind after consuming a substantial amount of high quality METH.(adj)
2) To tweak on something.(verb)
3) Refering to the state of mind after consuming a substantial amount of high quality METH.(adj)
1)"Oy ya fuckin tweaka are you twack-a-lacking?"
2)I was twack-a-lackin on that earlier.
3)"Damn daw' ya pupils are fuckin huge! Are you twack-a-lacking?"
2)I was twack-a-lackin on that earlier.
3)"Damn daw' ya pupils are fuckin huge! Are you twack-a-lacking?"
by P.T Kt Bec October 15, 2006
Get the twack-a-lackin mug.The act of jumping or running and subsequently having your scrotum smack against your thighs and causing a clapping noise to be made.
Last night at the party, i was fist-pumping in front of Katie like a total douche, because women totally like douche's, and i thackwhapped right in front of her, and she started laughing.
by RoflCOCK May 12, 2011
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Get the Double Twacker Half mug.TWEAKER TWACKD IS WHEN YOUR MAJOR GHEEKED ON ICE OR TO MANY ADHD MEDS YOU FIND YOUR SELF DOING LOTS OF POINTLESS SHIT SUCH AS CLEANING THE GROUT IN THE BATHROOM WITH BLEACH AND A FKN TOOTH BRUSH OR TEARING SHIT APART THAT ISNT BROKE TO MAKE IT BETTER WRAPPING CHORDS COVERING WINDOWS WITH BLANKETS AND 4 THOUSAND THUMB TACKS KUZ YOU THINK THE PIGS ARE WATCHN YA BUT NOPE YOUR JUST STRAIT FKN TWEAKER TWACKD
HEY DUDE I JUST DID A FOILEY IM ZOOTED AS FUCK YA GOT ANY DUCK TAPE I NEED TA FIX THIS SINK MAN ITS LEAKING LIKE A BITCH MAN DUDE YOUR SPUN UP STRAIT TWEAKER TWACKD!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 13, 2011
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