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Someone who tries to steal another's thunder by shifting the attention to themselves; e.g. get the laughs from a joke by butting in with the punchline, or taking over a story in progress.
Michael Scott is the ultimate thunder sponge in the office; he always has to be front and center.
by Hardcore Poser May 4, 2009
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Thunder Sack

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Thunder sack is when a man is sitting down, and blows ass so hard it rumbles his balls.
I was sitting on the couch the other day, and made a nice thunder sack.
by mr. aric burns September 29, 2011
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hammering thunder sperm

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A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011
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Inspired by ''Thunder Down Under'' in Vegas. When a woman is corrected by being beaten by a mans large penis. Also known as the ''T-Slap''.
''I took this fat girl home last night to give her a chance, she kept complaining so I had to Thunder Slap her chunky face...''
by nbromoney June 27, 2009
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The act of cumming on a girl's face and tasing her simultaneously. For whatever reason, this is immensely popular in British Columbia.
I don't think I'm ever going to see Joanna again, last night I gave her a Vancouver Thunder Strike.
by Dr. Doug E. Fresh June 1, 2010
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Thunder Storm

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The perfect way of avoiding the awkwardness after a one night stand. Before intercourse, place a pile of shit on the ceiling fan without her noticing. In the morning, crank the ceiling fan on high and as pieces of shit start to fly everywhere, shout, "THUNDER STORM!" and run away.
Guy #1: So was it awkward in the morning?
Guy #2: No dude, I thunder stormed my way out of there before it got weird.
by manwithanorangeforahead July 27, 2010
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thunder sausage

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an explosive excrement, usually exceeding 3 inches in diameter
I thought I was going to take a normal dump, but instead, I dropped a thunder sausage.
by FredtheBunny August 23, 2006
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