Thonk

When you think you've a good idea but turns out to be stupid

Friend A: Oh i got it, it's big brain time.
Friend B ( but not A's BFF, just kinda there) : What is it?
Friend A :Never mind it was a thonk.

by BigThonk March 21, 2020

thonk

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by jose April 22, 2005

thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.

I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.

by redlight hack January 17, 2013

Thankzooo

slang for Thank you!

Oh my God! Thankzooo so much! That was really sweet of you.

by Porus July 7, 2007

Thonzie

When one places their preheated thumb on the roof of another’s mouth in an attempt to reduce the pain and shorten the duration of brain freeze

That drink was so cold; I could really use a Thonzie!

by #urgentcare December 14, 2018

THONKIN

A newer word for think. A scuffed word for think
almost similar to thooming.

Used in a sentence like this.

We are now THONKIN.

by ChoboMe.TTV March 11, 2019

Thonk

Something that is exceptionally thicc.

Fred: oh hey Bob did you see Riley today.
Bob: Yeah bro, he looking Thonk.

by Omahergix March 11, 2021