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theoretical physicist

A sadist who creates impossible equations for experimenters to solve
Theoretical physicists are the one guy in the office who makes an impossible deadline for an impossible task.
by uselesstemporary September 20, 2014
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Theoretical Friend

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.
"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."
by KimberleyStrange February 6, 2006
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Theoretical Vagina Beholder

A Mythical Life giving Mother-like person whom provides live mentality within a Living theory-type organism of a child who later grows to become a Theoretical Child Thing.
''The imagination that kid beholds is unexplainable, where does it come from?''

''Well that kid, is what is called a Theoretical Child Thing, and he is born from a Theoretical Vagina Beholder."
by Kris-Z-Furr September 14, 2011
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Theological virtues

Man: What are the theological virtues?

Priest: Faith, Hope, love
by Aldrin Sacramento September 3, 2013
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theoretical businessman

A person who is more concerned with his product or passion to worry about how to make money. First coined by Stephen Colbert to describe Brian Greene, a theoretical physicist, and his organization, World Science U.
Stephen: "Does this cost anything?"
Brian: "No it's free."
Stephen: "How does the university make its money? Off the football team?"
Brian: "That's a good question. I don't know, I don't think about those things. I just want to get good material out there to the world."
Stephen: "You're a theoretical physicist and a theoretical businessman!"
by bernhot February 22, 2014
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Theologically

Same thing as theoretically but the cooler word. Used by ratchet/ghetto people.
Theologically, yo would't be ma best frands if yo won't born.
by Hor-sey April 26, 2015
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Theoretical Background

It is a general description or brief overview/summary of a subject obtained solely from one's left thumb.
Have you completed your "Theoretical Background" for your proposal yet?
by Th3OverWatch September 20, 2018
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