thespian

a conceited selfish spoilt person who pretends to enjoy plays and the theatre to impress other people. Endlessly goes on and on about how fantastic they are because they attend such events.

Me and all my fantastic thespian mates are going to the pub to have a drink with my amazing thespian mum before heading off to watch THE LATEST BESTEST play in town.

by soda97 March 5, 2009

thelesbpian

(noun) a lesbian who is also an actress

Sara Gilbert is a thelesbpian.

by joe.schmoe.8 November 15, 2009

theresbian

A young lesbian who has an affection towards older cougar women or sugar moms.

Therese from Carol is a theresbian.

There were so many theresbians at the Carol premiere!

Cate Blanchett made me realise how much of a theresbian I am.

by not in use by anyone else November 28, 2016

Thespian

A thespian is a creature found in the Netherlands, usually going by the name of Francis. Characteristics include: drumming, tryhard at art and highly intelligent.

Person 1: why are you acting like such a thespian
Person 2: whaaaaAAAAAAT???

by youngmendo January 23, 2019

Thespian Cocksucker

A dramatic little bitch. They tend to overreact at the littlest of things, all for the sake of putting on a show.

Also tend to make a spectacle of gobbling man meat.

Jon: Hey, whats Will bitching about now?
Nick: He spilled water on his shirt.
Jon: So he's crying about it and putting on a "woe is me" piss party?
Nick: He's a little thespian cocksucker.

by Shenaniganz13 August 5, 2021

thespian

a term that some weird theatre kids use to describe themselves

Person: “So, what are your hobbies?”
Theatre Kid: “Well…..I’m an occasional thespian I suppose *debby ryan smirk*”
Person: “What the hell”

by loovveebugg July 8, 2023

Political Thespian

A political actor engaged in political theater.

Donald worshiper: Trump gon lock them groomers up!
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.

by Dr.Crow June 14, 2023