The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
by Botcherotchi April 25, 2005
Get the Thealphadouche mug.thegallilieaastroner, A piece of shit that thinks he can put my description on the urban dictionary as a retarded midget and an idiot, he is trying to insult me by an appearance I can't change, Really? I also do not know who the crap this is so insulting me for no reason is stupid. As they say "Hitting on the weak for popularity is a simple example of a coward, match up to your own fight."
Dude that thegallilieaastroner is such a jerk trying to insult some random person he dosesn't even know...
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Thejal • Thejas • tejal • Thejan • Thealmightyvineman • thealogy • TheAlphaRailfan • thegal • thejasree • Thejaswini
a person whose bald head is so shiny it could power the entire earth, a bald hairless head that outshines every other feature
by PopitLover July 12, 2021
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“Tejal” is of Indian origin
She is spiritual and can be secretive.
She is very open minded and honest so if you got her for advice; she will help you, her caring nature will shine through!
Only a few get to know her and if you do count yourself lucky!
“Tejal” is of Indian origin
She is spiritual and can be secretive.
She is very open minded and honest so if you got her for advice; she will help you, her caring nature will shine through!
Only a few get to know her and if you do count yourself lucky!
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Get the TheJascal mug.The study of or knowledge of the Goddess, as opposed to theology which is the study of or knowledge of God. It is primarily used in disscussions about feminist spirituality and in Goddess literature.
by Doc to be July 14, 2010
Get the Thealogy mug.A word definitely used by someone from Philly, wayyy back in the day. To define the ultimate in cool.
pronounced ther-rull or tha-rull like derryl. let the L roll off your tongue son!
pronounced ther-rull or tha-rull like derryl. let the L roll off your tongue son!
things that are the ultimate in cool:
- your moms buying you some fresh air force ones for Easter
- getting $20 allowance to hang out on the ave. and get some ambersun glasses and a kangol hat
- your boy using your last man to get you off a game level in the arcade, esp. if it was Narc, Double Dragon or Yie Ar Kung-Fu.
- TI Sweatsuits. the originals, which means anything from 1983-1986.
"yo man, that TI sweatsuit and those a-ones are theral!"
- your moms buying you some fresh air force ones for Easter
- getting $20 allowance to hang out on the ave. and get some ambersun glasses and a kangol hat
- your boy using your last man to get you off a game level in the arcade, esp. if it was Narc, Double Dragon or Yie Ar Kung-Fu.
- TI Sweatsuits. the originals, which means anything from 1983-1986.
"yo man, that TI sweatsuit and those a-ones are theral!"
by tha philly dangla December 11, 2006
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