@fuck.thegovernment

A random tiktok user with really random posts. Fucking funny but also amazing at cheering people up.✨ AWOOGA ✨ at its finest

Me: "Oh look! It's my online bestie! @fuck.thegovernment."
Someone: "You shouldn't make friends online you loser."

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socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

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Stephen tries shape of you grime in which he refrences the above^^^

Stephentries: tell my friends stop put that back in the glove box

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Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

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To have done the famed "glove" handshake, a sign of compassion and warmth, often known as the "politician's handshake".

We had to shake hands with each of the teachers during graduation. You could feel the love when they went for the glove.

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'Nine in the glove' refers to having a 9mm handgun in your car's glovebox.

"You strapped?"

"Yeah, I got that nine in the glove."

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