The Taine Smith

The Taine Smith is when you grab a sheep by the torso and vigorously fuck the animal until your dick is burned from carpet burn. Tools such as Velcro gloves are used in the act.

Whoa Did u see that kiwi doing "the taine Smith" dammm that looks really good.

by 123d00rgiveaway June 6, 2015

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

tainting the olive

When two men rub their assholes up and down the each others taint.

Tim and Linus were tainting the olive for hours last night. When they awoke they were chaffing like no other.

by Flint Whirly July 20, 2009

the naked tait

when u ask a girl to have sex with u repetedly, and, after being turned down thrice, you walk out of ur bathroom naked and say "how bout now". after the awkward ride in the car taking the girl home, u come back home and order a pizza. then you suck off the pizza guy because u dont have money for a tip. On other occaisions u suck off the mail guy, the UPS guy, the kids who sell candy door to door, a couple of boyscouts, and a plumber. when ur dad hears abt it, he gets out the irish whip, covered in honey, baby oil, marmalade, and semen, and beats u until u cry like a bitch. OH and your mom also has to get drunk and tell someone else's mom that u have a small penis. then u kill urself

Damn remember that one time T-bone did the Naked tait?

by ryson July 16, 2008

Tainting the tiger

You’re killing the vibe/ putting a damper on the mood/being a party pooper

*Someone killing the mood at a function* “bro you’re tainting the tiger”

by Bahgahhs March 2, 2026

Put the T in Tanita

Putting the T (Tip of the male genitalia) in Tanita (Very sexy women). Fucking her brains out because you are that nigga from Tottenham

"Tottenham boy I put the T in Tanita" - Skepta

by skepta6969 November 6, 2019

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