the russian jew

one of the worlds loveliest primates known to unbernate during random times of the day, normaly sleeping until 4 in the afternoon. this species is limited and almost to full extinction.

the russian jew...

louis - janine!
stop taking my clothes!

janine - naawwh!
mert.

the russian jew by louis silvest October 9, 2008

The Russian Gunner 

Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner

Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"

The Russian Gunner by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011

The Russian Curse 

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.

Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.

The Russian Curse by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013

The Russian Wipe 

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.

The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.

The Russian Wipe by cupidsvixen November 16, 2019

The Russian Monkey 

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

The Russian Monkey by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021

The Russian Spin Fuck 

When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.

Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!

The Russian Spin Fuck by darrel harkins March 7, 2022

the russian congo 

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

the russian congo by WetRag May 17, 2022