the russian manhandler 

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies

Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.

the russian manhandler by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007

The Russian tank 

Coming down on a muscular Russian girl.

Dude i totally did The Russian Tank yesturday.

The Russian tank by BB Rockin it January 23, 2009

The russell 

A dance move where you hang both arms behind your back and swing them violently while leaning your torso back and wiggling.

"Did you see that guy last night?"
"Yeah he was doing The Russell so hard he almost took a girls eye out!"

The russell by dovelace November 17, 2015

The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.

Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.

The Russian candy apple by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler 

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

The Russian Twister

A dance move involving Vladimir Putin.

Adam: Hey, do you know how to do The Russian Twister?
Caleb: Oh yeah, its where Vladimir Putin-deez nuts in your mouth.

The Russian Twister by ligmaballllls August 28, 2018

the russian cock exchange 

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

the russian cock exchange by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021