The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
by scodder April 30, 2010
Get the Carlos the Jacker mug.A person who will skull fuck your mind until your brain explodes and you bleed out. This sexy motherfucker gets all the ladies and just when you think you’ve gotten rid of em, he’ll come back, fuck your bitch, and mind fuck you. He has the hugest dick ever, but is to humble to admit it. He can kick anybody’s ass, and believe me, he will kick anybody’s ass.
Chaz: “Oh shit, here comes The JACKSTR™️! I hope he doesn’t mind fuck me!”
Dudley: “FUCK HE’S SKULL FUCKING MY BRAINS OUT!”
Chaz: “Is that my girlfriend? WHY IS SHE SUCKING HIS COCK?! AND WHY IS IT SO HUGE?!”
Dudley: “FUCK HE’S SKULL FUCKING MY BRAINS OUT!”
Chaz: “Is that my girlfriend? WHY IS SHE SUCKING HIS COCK?! AND WHY IS IT SO HUGE?!”
by The JACKSTR™️ September 7, 2019
Get the The JACKSTR™️ mug.An infamous criminal from Mexico. He is referred to as a "Jackal" because of his slickness and speed. Though, he was supposedly killed in a duel in 1902.
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I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.
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Get the Jacked to the Tits mug.When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.
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