urban flashlight

Lumination provided by an incendiary with great risk to the urbanites

Having set the rag alit he stuffed in his 40 to find the keys to ride his niggers home.

He's so MacGynigger. Puttering his pimpwagon he drive by torched the faggy rice rocket with tonight's urban flashlight.

by Hellion Shores January 14, 2013

flashlight cop

Security guards who are only equipped with a flashlight and maybe some keys; typically found in malls.

The man was happy to become a flashlight cop, because he would make easy money doing absolutely nothing that was exciting or dangerous.

by wildstyle November 11, 2009

flashlight cowboy

A security guard in the south-western united states. more commonly know as a flashlight cop,

"i was having a good time until the flashlight cowboy came along"

by Adonis617 May 20, 2013

flashlight special

When a parent/guardian is looking for you in the dark outside. when you're up to no good. Like smoking reefers at the end of the driveway.

"Hey Kevin!"
"What?"
"Here comes the Ol' Man, 'Flashlight Special'"!
Ol man: Never you mind "Flashlight Special!"

by Noster April 28, 2004

Luke’s Flashlight

Flashlights are mainly used as tools to shine in girls pussy’s to make the hole easier to find but luke’s flashlight blinds the pussy therefore causing it to shrivel up almost like a piece of newspaper thrown in a fire. Pussy’s will most likely react to Luke's Flashlight like a Minecraft zombie in the daylight or a flower with no sunlight.

Luke’s Flashlight: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FLASH GRENADES CLAIRE: WAIT THATS LUKES FLASHLIGHT.

by S onHisBack November 28, 2021

flashlight therapy

Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.

- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".

by YellowLemon October 18, 2009

the flashlight lovers

a horrible youtube channel that has been deleted .

chey and megan are the flashlight lovers

by 1213456789 July 21, 2016