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The Fat Chick

A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
by KevvyKakes November 4, 2010
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The Dixie Chick effect

An effect experienced by American businesses when they show support for a hot-button political issue or party, and then experience a 50% drop in business. It does not matter what the topic is or which party the business supports. Because the population of the United States is very close to being 50% liberal/50% conservative, a business that shows support one way or the other can expect to lose 50% of it's business.

The term is derived from 1990's country music band, The Dixie Chicks. Though country music tends to favor conservatives, the band members are very much liberal. In 2003, lead singer Natalie Maines voiced displeasure with the United States involvement in Iraq. Standing up for her cause was a noble thing for Maines to do, and 50% of her fans adored her even more for it. The problem is that the other 50% ditched the band for good. And even though 50% of the fans supported the crap out of her, they really weren't expected to buy their future albums TWICE or buy TWO concert tickets for one person to make up for the 50% of the fans that had left. And so it was no surprise that the band would later break up "in order to pursue other projects". And from this, businesses from large to small should learn to never take a political side if they want to keep their customers.
Me: "Hot dog! A new donut shop opened up 5 miles from us, babe!"
Wife: "They have a Trump banner in their window, we're not going."
Me: "Crap, the Dixie Chick effect."
Wife: "Don't be talking bad about my Dixie Chicks."
Me: "I'm going to go get me some donuts."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 29, 2018
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The Box Chick

The Box Chick is a term I came up with to decribe a certain type of woman that you would not normally exclusively date. There is something you like about this person, but your ashamed you like her in a sexual/romantic way. She will always be there for you when you need her to be. But you don't let anyone know your involved with this person. You take her out of the Toy Box when ever you want to play with her..Hence...The Box Chick !
"Hey..where is Greg ?"- " "He may be playing around with The Box Chick"
by GOODTIMEOTNER207 January 15, 2009
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The Fat Chick Love Effect

When a guy is nice to a fat (or ugly) chick who is usually ignored or unliked by other guy. The fat chick sees it as the guy liking her and is immediately infatuated with him.

Applies to other situations where someone is ignored, is given attention and then falls in love with the person giving them attention.
Bill: Hey, hows it going?

Fat chick (in head): OMG! He's speaking to me! He must like me! And he's so hot too! I love him!

Bill (in head): Shit! I shouldn't have said anything, I think she's experiencing the fat chick love effect.
by Fitz1001 June 11, 2013
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Taking the Fat Chick

It's like being the team player. Taking the responsibility that no one else wants to take, for the benefit of the other "team members."
While on a journey through the deserted island, Greg and his team decided they had to leave one member behind to scout for signs of civilization. They chose Danny to take the fat chick.

uses-
"Way to take the fat chick!"
"I'll take the fat chick!"
"He's taking the fat chick!"
by GuruPremier December 9, 2008
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the black chick hat-trick

When the last three girls that one has had sex with were black.
"Dude, the last three chicks i've banged were black!" well then thats the black chick hat-trick
by nickdanja1 May 1, 2010
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The Raddest Chick on Fforddisa

The term referring to Kimberly Sian Parry, the manchild who usually can be found riding her sporter scooter up and down Fforddisa every single day and night like the rad gal he/she is.

She always wears a helmet.
Man 1: "What's that coming over the hill?"
Man 2: "Oh it's just Kim Parry with her clan of year 7 neighbours on their sporter scooters."

Man 1: "O fock boiio. That's the The raddest chick on Fforddisa"
by gididdledoo January 15, 2019
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