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Alex the british girl

Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.
by Feania May 14, 2023
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The Great British I.Q test of 2016

In 2016 the UK government conducted "The Great British i.Q test of 2016" under the name of Brexit. The national census was designed to gauge the intellect of the general public through a vote to leave the EU. Some of the nationals came better off than others including Scotland and Northern Ireland who passed but England and Wales scores sealed the UK's fate.

The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.
Mate, I totally regret voting in the Great British I.Q test of 2016, I've got a criminal record and I'm barred from entering the EU. I can't come with you to Benidorm or see our team Millwall play that friendly with AC Milan at the San Siro.
by Joe Smiff January 24, 2022
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The Great British Public

By and large a collective body of ignorance, living under the shadow of an archaic monarchy and easily manipulated by the blatant social programming of the mainstream media.

An article published in May 2006 in "The Sun", a British tabloid newspaper, announced that the British public had voted one-hit wonder and reality-show charlatan Will Young the most popular British artist of all time. The Beatles, commonly regarded by music critics the world over as arguably the best band of all time, barely scraped into the top 40, making number 34 in the same survey.
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by Max Hicks May 14, 2006
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A show with British bakers who are super nice to each other instead of the American baking shows where everyone hopes the other guy drops his patisserie.
People in American baking shows: *Snearing at the other bakers in the kitchen*

The Great British Baking Show: "Unfortunately contestant A will be leaving us"

Everyone: *Cries and hugs the person leaving*
by A.Tree September 27, 2020
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The Great British Teaparty

The Great British Teaparty is a gang or thug activity ranging around 3-10 people. These people go up to the conscious or unconscious person and each teabag them. This ritual usually lasts until the victim has died of suffocation.
Person 1 (Peter) Bro Joe this guy just Teabagged me.
Person 2 (Joe) Alright i'll be getting the squad to do The Great British Teaparty to him.
by manofmanytitles December 28, 2022
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tax it like the brittish

To have sex with a woman very hard.
Damn, I would tax her like the BRITTISH!
by angelnine9 March 20, 2004
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