The Accuser

IS THAT WHAT SATAN MEANS!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Is THAT what SATAN means!? AHA! So anyone who accuses the Jews of being wrong or bad becomes both wrong and bad!? Uno Reverse! And then Something-something non-sequitur follows shortly after like 'Well of you're "The Accuser" then I just get to do whatever I want!' THAT'S THE WHOLE THING!? THAT'S THE WHOLE JEWISH RACKET! 'OoOoOo Ghefoigal! He's accusing me of doing the thing I'm doing Goysh! He can't know I'm doing the thing I'm doing! Only I know I'm doing the thing he knows I'm doing!' The accuser. That is priceless. 'He's doing an insurrection! And insurrection against God! OoOoOo Ghefoigal!' Hahahahahaha! Hilarious. That. Is. Hilarious."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2024

accusational-confessions

A subconscious act when persons indirectly accuse you for something they have done. For example: a boyfriend accusing you for cheating, when in fact they are the one whose having an affair.

" Do not bother interrogating him, 'accusational-confessions' will tell on himself for where the money was spent."

by Cuntstina June 10, 2019

Every accusation is a confession

"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."

Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

Accusative

adj. The sort of word certain South Auckland social workers may try to swap for the correct "accusatory" in the proverbial landslide of the English language.

I find your statement not only blatantly accusative, but also correct.

by FistOfKarma August 13, 2011

Witch Accusation

An accusation made against someone of something so others don't accuse the accuser of that thing.

Origin: During the time of the Salem Witch Trials, people would accuse their neighbors of being witches so that people would not accuse them.

The gay person made a witch accusation and accused the trans person of being a predator in the hopes that they wouldn't be called a predator themself.

by Shugunou January 28, 2023

Wrongfully accused

Yeah, that fucking matters. A guy who went to jail and DIDN'T RAPE ANYONE matters you sexists piece of shit. That 16 years matter. MY LIFE matters. YOU DON'T COLLECTIVELY DESERVE THE PRODUCTS OF MY LABOR MORE THAN I DO. AND IF IT DOESN'T I WILL MURDER YOUR FUCKING KIDS AND I'LL ENLIST OTHERS TO DO SO.

Hym "It isn't a protest what you're doing here. What are you protesting? My existence? I'm protesting what the retard and the manager of my workplace. I'm protesting what the whore did to the retard. And I'm protesting the people like you who are trying to destroy my life. You're not going to care. You're going to cry, BUT THAT ISN'T CARING. And then you're going pretend to care to make the parents feel better. She wrongfully accused a man of rape and stole 16 years of his life! You've stolen 22 years of my life with this! If my life doesn't matter your kids lifes do not matter."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

sideways accusation

A ad-hoc phrase, generally summoned by pedantic bullies attempting to ward away any valid criticism of their conduct. Its form is ineffable, but can be identified when curses spew from the conjurer's cowardly lips, unjustly redirected into another misdirection.

The term "sideways accusation" was first encountered in the wild on August 08, 2021. The user is likely unaware of the logical fallacies found within their checkerboard rhetoric, but such is the way of the errant phlyarologist, doomed to the gunwales ideology .

" This kind of sideways accusation is sleazy shit that can fuck right off." - Pedantic Jimmy
"The universe is an deserted aqueduct and I'm calling my mom to pick me up" - Napoleon H. Chirst
"Get someone else to partake in your downward exoneration, because my boots won't stand for it!" - See, Anyone Can Do It!

by oddcodes August 6, 2021