Zoidberging

When a male has a threesome with two women, and during the act of foreplay inserts each of his thumbs into a respective vagina, and all four fingers of each hand into the corresponding butt hole. He then lifts the women into the air, scuttles back and forth, pinches his hand open and close like a crab, and yells "whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"

Dude, I was totally Zoidberging those two chicks from the bar last night when I shit my pants.

by 3LM0 March 16, 2012

zoidberg

When you're eating Ramen noodles after blowing on them to cool them off. Once you get tehm half in your mouth you realise that the bottom of the noodles is still far too hot so you leave them dangling from your mouth.

Julian pulled a zoidberg the other night.

by Brian Gaylor February 13, 2006

Zoidberging

The action of awkwardly moving through a crowded area while making a sound and body motion similar to Dr. Zoidberg

This dayum hallway is too crowded Zoidberging is the only way to get through it.

by LegitWaffles January 10, 2013

Zoidberg

To shove your hand so far up someone's ass that they can move said hand outside of your mouth like the Futurama character Zoidberg.
Can be used as a noun and verb
Whoop whoop sounds can be used to add insult to injury.

Johnny was sick of Billy's purple nurples so he gave him a zoidberg.

by bigtrouble33 May 16, 2013

Zoidberg

While you are fucking your partner and about to reach climax, when you are cumming, start shouting "w00p w00p w00p w00p" like Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.

Last week I gave my brother's girlfriend a Zoidberg and then she started laughing.

by SoberSodomizer February 9, 2012

Zoidberging

performing fellation on your ladyfriend whilst using your hands like lobster claws to pincer her nipples and yelping WHOOPWHHHOOOPWHHHOOOPWHHHHHOOOOOP (as zoidberg)

Almost got caught zoidberging my girlfriend lastnight

by Cazmaz24 May 31, 2016

Zoidberg

After having sex the male runs around the house naked doing the "Zoidberg" (Scuttling around like a crab clamping your hands going "WHOOP WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB!" at the top of his lungs) as seen in Futurama. All to simulate his dominance of sexual activity. He probably came inside her too...

Guy 1 "Man did you see Daryck Zoidberg last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, what a lucky guy to have her after that"

by Kingofthedivide June 6, 2013