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Reverse Windshield Wiper

A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.
The reverse windshield wiper is a fun way to get rid of dingleberries.
by Go12pack July 27, 2009
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Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.
Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!
by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011
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Persian Windshield Wiper

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"
by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010
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idaho windshield wiper

Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out
Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.
by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016
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windshield wiper

While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.

The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.
Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!
by Spase Peepole January 29, 2004
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Louisiana Windshield Wiper

The act of cumming on someones glasses, and then wiping with your shit covered ass hair
by wtfmeinda ass May 22, 2010
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brownsville windshield wiper

A sexual act where after performing anal sex on your partner you helicopter your penis on the partner's stomach leaving shit streaks
Eating corn on the cob before sex ruined my plans to give my girlfriend a Brownsville Windshield Wiper
by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016
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