William the Conqueror

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Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay

You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.

by cranking it up March 13, 2011

Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third

a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.

Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.

by Bob Mate the third June 6, 2017

William the future

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William the god

William the god looks down on people because William the god has a bigger dick than them. William the god is a fucking lad with a huge cock

“Oh shit, it’s a William the god! He has a big dick! We are peasants.”

by Phsycogoat126 December 6, 2019

Quite the silly William

Someone who has been made to look like an idiot, as first seen on the Armstrong and Miller Show.

This whole kerfuffle has made you look Quite the silly William!

by Arse_Biscuit July 26, 2011

The Battle of Williamston

A long forgotten battle during the civil war when Williamston citizens, led by honorary war veteran Mitch Lutzke, defeated the Canadian forces who were led by their chief and commander Jim Carrey. The Battle of Williamston effected the town in many ways. One thing that citizens were forced to do was to tear up the trolley lines running by Williamston due to the fear of invasion by the trolleys. Also citizens were forced to move their train depot to the local raod to prevent Canadians from arriving by the trains. During the battle, Williamston war veteran Mitch Lutzke was captured by Canadian forces and struck i the head with the butt of a gun. The blow was so powerful that it caused Mitch to lose his memory. Williamston citizens could not find their hero and because Mitch never told the citizens his name many didn't know him. They decided to make a memorial statue of him. They created a statue of a soldier and gave him the random name of Eli P. Alexander. The memorial was placed in front of the city hall and is still there today. Once the war was over the Canadians let him go. Since Mitch lost his memory he didn't know what to do but the one thing he remembered was a town called Williamston. He returned to Williamston several years later where everyone had forgotten him.

Whats the Battle of Williamston??
A long forgotten battle

by Eli P. Alexander October 20, 2016

The Battle of Williamston

A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.

Person 1 : "Hey, have you ever heard of 'The Battle of Williamston'?"
Person 2 : "No"

by civilwarlover123 September 19, 2016