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The Theory of Cougartivity

1.The Theory(or fact which every you prefer) That All Younger Men Like Cougars and All Cougars Love Younger Men.

2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.

3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.

4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.
Guy 1 Hey Do You Like My New Car?

Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?

Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!

Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.

Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.
by The Cougar Hunter of Las Vegas October 13, 2013
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The Theory Of Contagious Communism

The theory that communism has the ability to transmit through human contact. This theory was created by a young man called Bing Ahen.
The Theory of contagious communism is basically commiting Soviet Union
by Thisisapseudoname March 24, 2021
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Stroking the Therapy Chicken

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.
by NeelaRasgotra August 8, 2009
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3 on the theee

This is a when three horny gents deliver a triple penetration session to a plus size female. Often involves mass quants of alcohol as a preparation ritual as this hot love adventure is not always planned in advance by the three gents. A favorite time of year for this activity is Labor Day Weekend most notably in the St Louis area. This is a true St. Louis classic.
Pipelayer Pompous Joe: Man I am exhausted after that 3 on the theee last nite it was full on.
JP Muffinstuffer: Zoom pa! What a wild ride! We went the distance tho. Gives me hi five brother!
The Admiral: Eeeerrrr !!!!
by thawr_out_the_duke September 2, 2018
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The Theory of Cloudtivity

The theory that which all clouds can look like any object the viewer wants to see, due to all of the random ridges and displacements throughout them.
Person A. "Look johnny! That cloud looks like a sand castle!"
Person B. "No it doesn't! It looks like a tree!"

Person A. "Whatever, that's just The Theory of Cloudtivity"
by Tyler The Philosopher December 3, 2009
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The theta

It is what dorky people use in stead of the shit....

Theta, single room dorm living at Univeristy of South Florida...
Dude, did you see that, that was the theta
by sorry_but_ture May 14, 2003
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The Theris

When you finish on a girls face, and proceed to throw mint leaves on her sperm covered face
Boys, I just gave this girl The Theris
by thetheris April 18, 2018
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