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We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu 

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
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The summer thanksgiving meal 

This is the true holiday meal that is way better than thanksgiving meal. It’s the 4th of July Independence Day barbecue meal. Where you go to a park or have a huge backyard and have the entire family over and cook the best barbecue ribs and brisket and all the fixings. And a lot of people grill hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill too for the smoke flavor. Some use charcoal or gas grill or certain woods. Each bring its unique flavor and experience. You’re welcome. No you need to season it right and use the right seasons the right way. It won’t automatically taste good and it has to be cooked right too
I’m giving thanks to everything to ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL for everything he bless us with on this planet. And eat the summer thanksgiving meal happily and blessed.

Thanks To The Economy 

Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:

1. provide an excuse for going on a spending splurge and buying things at their lowest prices ever.
2. suggest a sarcastic tone of frustration with work (cut in hours, cut in pay, cut in benefits, downsizing, laid off).
3. add to the delusional lie that the economy is getting better because of being fixated on greed and material possessions.
4. express serious concern for not having enough to live on.

For those still in denial that THE ECONOMY HAS ALREADY CRASHED AND IS JUST BEING PUMPED FULL OF MONEY TO KEEP IT AFLOAT, see: when the economy picks up
1. Look at all the stuff I bought at dirt cheap prices, thanks to the economy.
2. Thanks to the economy, my full-time job is giving me part-time hours, we lost ten employees, and no more company picnics.
3. Thanks to the economy, we have money and nice things we can buy.
4. Our grocery limit each week is only twenty dollars, thanks to the economy.
Thanks To The Economy by Selective January 21, 2011

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

What basic fucking 12 y/os on reddit say when their mom decides that their minion meme hilarious.
UwU Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!

thanks for the add 

A common phrase seen on myspace profiles signifying that the person with this comment has recently tried to "ADD to Friends" someone and they accepted. Also, a polite way of saying "I don't know you or anything about you, but hey, thanks for taking an interest in me..."
%WoRlD Of sORrOwS% would like to be added to your friends.
Accept Deny
--clicks accept--
--goes to profile of %WoRlD Of sORrOwS%--
--clicks Add Comment--
--Types "Thanks for the add!"--

thanks for the likes!!!

Something someone says whenever they get a lot of likes on Youtube.

Thanks for the invite 

a phrase to tell your friends/main crew when they go do something super fun/exciting without ever telling you or inviting you and the only way you find out about it is via a Facebook places check-in, pictures, videos, a story the next day, etc.
"Billy is DRUNK AT CAESARS PALACE with Matt, Dre, Brittany, Josh, Wes, Grayson, Lauren, Stewy, Porf, and Kalin."
Jared: thanks for the invite. snakes.
Milo: thanks for the invite.