Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

by R. Roll November 18, 2010

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Sid the Squid

A graduate advisor who berates a strong, competent, and skilled graduate student.

Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.

by Pseudonymously June 27, 2024

Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025

The Inky-Squid

A sex move which integrates human semen, diarrhoea, and lots of period blood to form a sticky, thiccc, black substance which resembles ink.

Earlier, at dinner, I roofied my wife with 4 times the legal limit of horse laxatives. I then took her to the bedroom and proceeded to insert my Erraculous deep into her period ridden vag. I then pounded that bitch into oblivion for 16 hours straight before pulling my blood covered cock and pushing it into her anal cavities which was ripe and full of litres, no, gallons of sloppy poo. After another 4 hours of anal plundering, I then felt to urge to ejaculate, so i pulled my massive rock-hard cock out and proceeded to finish on her face, covering her in a mass of shit, blood and my dirty, syphilis infected semen to create a black, sticky mass on her face. She got "The Inky-Squid."

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

smokin the big squid

To perform fellatio,or to perform a task poorly.

Mary put herself through college smokin the big squid.

by mike i. April 15, 2008

The Brown Squid

A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.

Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.

by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013