Spider-Man

this freakin' awesome guy when flings webs and does whatever a spider can.Hes sexy & he has spideyy senses!!
spider-man is my hero!!
by bobby boy December 29, 2005
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Spider-Man

His real name is Peter Parker. He became the hero he is today to avenge his uncle's death.
Hey Jeremy. Remember how we used to beat the crap out of that Parker kid back in high school. Those were the days. Now we can't even touch him or else he'll go Spiderman on our asses.
by Flash Thompson August 25, 2003
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Spider-man

Gets more reboots then people change socks
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died
by God among us October 15, 2020
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Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.
spider-man has webbed semen
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
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spider man

the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)
person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin
by flayie June 27, 2023
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Spider-man

When you're doing a girl doggy style and close to climax, push her away, cum into your hand, when she turns round throw said cum into her face shouting 'SPIDER-MAN'
by OCSWA December 11, 2010
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Spider man

when u beat off in your hand and throw it at someone
man look at all that gizz on your face, i gave you the spider man
by major woody November 17, 2006
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