ur fucking ur hoe, when u spit on her back.
So she thinks ur done then u cum in her eye
then u kick her in the shin, Aaragh
So she thinks ur done then u cum in her eye
then u kick her in the shin, Aaragh
by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018
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by Morgan, the Captain August 29, 2010
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urban dictionary fuckingly forces me to write an example that includes the word so ill just go: the pirate bay
by FishyFrog August 12, 2023
Get the The Pirate Bay mug.The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
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by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
Get the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem mug.An animatronic character in the game series "Five Nights At Freddy's" or FNAF for short, he appears in FNAF 1, as a normal, but run down animatronic, on FNAF2, as a discommitioned animatronic, and in FNAF3, he appears as a chared/burnt phantom version, but in a far worse state than in the 2nd game, it is unknown whether he will appear in the upcoming fnaf4 game, due to Scott Cawthon showing teaser images of the main animatronics, (Freddy fazbear, bonnie the bunny, and chica the chicken) he has the fandom on edge hoping that their favorite animatronic (foxy) will be in the game, I guess we will all have to wait until October 31st!
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