Thread Necromancer

One who resurrects extremely old threads in discussion forums.

Dood. You just replied to a thread that's 2 years old. WTF is wrong with you!? Quit being a Thread Necromancer.

by ThaBigCheesy November 08, 2010

Meme Necromancer

Someone who tries to revive dead memes (so exactly what it says on the tin)

Dude, ice age baby hasn't been funny in ages; quit trying to be a meme necromancer and just accept it.

by absolutepleb September 21, 2020

Naughty Step Necromancer

The Naughty Step is a form of behavioral modification that involves temporarily separating a person (child) from an environment where an unacceptable behavior has occurred, normally at the foot of the stairs.

Necromancy (/ˈnɛkrəmænsi/)is the practice of magic involving communication with the dead – either by summoning their spirits as apparitions, visions or raising them bodily – for the purpose of divination, imparting the means to foretell future events.

Tarquin, seriously boy you are straight boiling my piss today! Naughty step NOW!

“Tarquin seems somehow to summon the strength of the Devil himself, talk in tongues and hold court with unseen daemons”

Shit Jean he’s naughty step necromancer - call the Bishop.

by Stupid Disco February 11, 2021

Necromancer

OHH NECROMANCER!?!?! PUT A SPELL ON MEE. WITH KISSES SO SWEET THEY ROT MY TEETH!! OOOOH NECROMANCER–WHY YOU SO FAR AWAY??? ANOTHER DAY ROLLS BY WITHOUT ME KISSIN YOUR FACEE!?!??!

Necromancer from Joy Again 2017 album Joy Again.

by AZAIIEAX November 18, 2023

Necromancer

A 65+ year old virgin

Derek from across the road never has anyone over, he's probably a necromancer

by SuperhumanCock December 30, 2023

Necromancer

A shot coctail.
Equal parts black aftershock, whiskey, rum, gin, vodka and orange juice. A dark abomination not for the faint of heart.
Not to be confused with the Arch Lich which also includes absinthe.

Will we be promoting this necromancer to Arch Lich?

by The Chev January 02, 2022

Necromancer

My alarm clock.

My alarm clock had to be trained to be a necromancer to awaken my dead body every morning.

by Ronnoc Yadim February 08, 2024