Mutant Mile

A stretch of road officially named "Shirley High Street" of which the local inhabitants look like there from out of this world.

'Just heard a women hysterically crying in a phone box....typical day on the Mutant Mile then!'

by ShirleyGirl July 31, 2012

mutant beach

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.

You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!

by Skippalicious May 4, 2020

mutant love

When two individuals, get together and both are completely the opposite ends of the spectrum on looks and attractiveness that they mold together their uneven curves, face, body and mutate and kiss and love each other. To the eyes of any viewer, they come to the scorned conclusion that what they see is but a mass of mutating love.

Example: A fat white albino guy 300lbs+ Dating a skinny anorexic alcoholic native guy/chick and they make out on the transit!

Viewer: "Oh gawd tom, look over there.. its mutant love! They are sharing their impoverished genes!"

Tom: "I see what you mean bill, maybe they will spawn an albino native child who drinks mayo flavored alcohol without any shame!"

by RandomSociopath101 January 10, 2016

mutant chick

an ugly girl who is among hot chicks.

A:Yo you see that mutant chick?
B:yeah that kind of chick should be thrown out.

by legit dictionary January 12, 2016

Mutant Hair

A phenomenon where one isolated bodily hair grows at a ridiculous rate, ending up sometimes inches longer than the others, usually in a random place like chest, shoulder or back. Common among males, they can be an irresistible magnet for unwanted female attention.

Girlfriend : "Oh my god, what is that?"
Guy : "It's my mutant hair. Don't touch it, it gives me superpowers."
Girlfriend : "I just want to pull it out, pleeeease"
Guy : "No! You will lose all future orgasms in bed, don't do it!"

*a few minutes later*

Girlfriend : *pluck*
Guy : "GAAAAAH!"

by YeahM8 November 24, 2009

mutant joey

a creature with a long face, nasty facial hair, loves allen iverson, and is afraid to bathe

whats wrong with that guy?
oh, hes just a mutant joey

by rowdybutsafelycorrupt69 April 30, 2009

Mutant Orange

An orange with smaller, oddly shaped slices found in the center of the fruit. The opposite of an ideal, evenly-sliced orange. Usually accompanied by a sigh. Also known as a navel orange.

Here, let me peel that orange for you ... Oh wait. There's way too many slices in here. It's a mutant orange. Sucks for you.

by Buh buh buh bsydes April 10, 2011