Mudslide

The Mudslide is a variant of the Balderdash sex position.

The Mudslide involves both parties covering their entire bodies in lube. The bottom lies spread eagle on the bed, and the top takes a shit on their chest (or puts shit on their chest). The top then goes across the room, faces the bed, and makes a running leap for their partner, penetrating them in the process.

Girl: "I let you mudslide me before I let you give me a dirty sanchez."
Guy: "Really? Okay!"

by RatherDashing002 February 18, 2010

mudslide

when you fuck a bitch after shitting and not wiping you then immediately slide across her body on your ass while your both sweaty to get out of bed.

"i left a rocky road mudslide on that bitches stomach and left the room before she noticed."

by pete burns September 30, 2007

Mudslide

When you are receiving head from a girl in a situation in which she is on her knees and you are standing up, you take her head and shove it close to your stomach, then you shit all over her torso.

So I was getting head from Jessica last night and I mudslided all over her!!

by Cozanoackby July 25, 2011

mudslide

when you take a huge crap and it runs down the sides of your toilet.

i took a pretty huge crap in mcdonald's and left a mudslide there.

by ZOMFGAH June 11, 2006

mudslide

When you have diarhea and when poop slides down your buttcheek.

I had really bad diarhea and there was a warm mudslide down my buttcheek

by john capricorn June 11, 2006

mudslide

When a man has anal intercourse with a partner, using that partner's diarrhea as lubrication.

Dude, Darragh gave guy a mudslide, there's totally diarrhea all over his cock... what a homo!

by skullhouse September 30, 2004

mudslide

Right after sex, take a shit on a girl's chest and cum on your shit. Then you watch your cum-shit go down her chest!

She really likes when i give her a mudslide

by Mudslide experts April 23, 2008