Leland Metcalf

He is the most gay fucking person you could ever see. He would be the type of person to snatch up a two year old and the have sex with the father and then you but still never admit he is gay.

Look it is Leland Metcalf he is extremely gay.

by BrowserCentral January 9, 2022

Metcalfed

When a perfectly good car, ute, tractor, bobcat, drilling rig, truck comes into the possession of a Metcalfe it will never be the same again....ITS BEEN METCALFED!

You want $10,000 for that thing, no way, that's been well and truelly METCALFED!

by JUNKMAN1969 December 26, 2021

Doing a Metcalf

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!

by Put the petal to the metal October 14, 2010

Metcalfed

When you get 100’ into wrapping a 300’ SDI cable, and you realize someone is wrapping the other end - you’ve just been Metcalfed.

"Last night, I was coiling the home run to "video world," and halfway into it, this stage hand coming from backstage Metcalfed me!"

by Angry TD January 22, 2025

Metcalfe

To hang up on your current phone call in favour of a new incoming call, citing I have an important person calling me before hanging up.

I have been Metcalfed, while I was speaking to a mate he just hung up when his phone rang with another caller.

by Sundodger70 April 16, 2019

noah metcalfe

based aries god

omg yk noah metcalfe?
the based aries god??

by iamyourmother696969 October 27, 2021

Ryan Metcalf

A man like no other, one that you will only meet once in your life, if your lucky. Prized with the most beautiful kind eyes and brilliant intellect. Adorning the smoothest pillow lips and speaking with the most supple, soft, angelic voice. He will never cease to make you smile with his witty humor or outlandish behavior and will always keep you guessing. He is the most loyal and caring person that one could ever come across always putting others before himself and upholding the highest moral code. Wether it be physically or romantically all features of him are attractive. It is impossible to not love such a perfect man.There is no other like Ryan Metcalf… or his foreskin.

“Who’s that hunk over there!?”
“That’s Ryan Metcalf.”

by Metpricefield November 23, 2021