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Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.
by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018
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it's the mole!

it's the mole!
by xdr5t3evq3q December 17, 2023
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the sneaky mole

When a man ejaculates in a girls mouth without any warning.
Cody pulled the sneaky mole on that chick last night.
by the mola December 8, 2009
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Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat

Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!
I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003
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mole the hole

When you position the girl on all fours or with her legs in the air. You then use as many fingers as you can to dig inside the anus. After openning it up as wide as possible, you stick your tongue as far as it will go into the anus. This can be performed with both sexes.
I hope you let me mole the hole tonight.
by beaner101 January 20, 2010
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riding the naked mole rat

The intentional misuse of erectile disfunction medication by males in order to achieve a longer lasting erection, thus giving him more time to make his partner orgasm. This term is not confined only to the elderly population as younger people are suspect as well.
Man, Hunter wanted to make his and Krystin's five month anniversary something special so he tried riding the naked mole rat. Poor guy ended up in the hospital because of it.
by SpikeyDogCollar December 8, 2005
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mole at the counter

A turtle's head. A turd that needs to come out.
"Elementary, my dear Watson. From these footprints, I deduce that our quarry was a left-handed doctor of unusually short stature, who had known prosperity but had recently fallen upon hard times, and judging by the short, irregular length of his stride it is apparent that he had a mole at the counter."
by 7kev7 November 13, 2007
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