koof

A large chunk of undigested food, and or meat.

I just marlked up a koof.

by Griffen Davis August 27, 2007

koof

calf preserved in formaldehyde, usually found in many a biology cupboard

oh look there is a koof

by shorty May 29, 2004

koof

1. The passing of gas
2. inappropriate person

1. chelsea just koofed , it smells badly
2. that koof failed college twice already

by eric j alexander June 16, 2008

Koof

adj,noun,verb; A socially awkward person that tries to fit in, and buys in to the latest trends in a weak attempt at what they themselves perceive as cool. All the while oblivious to what is truly considered "cool" by their set social norms.
adj: koof, koofy
noun: koof
verb: koofed, koofing

That koof is really going at it.
O man, hes really koofing it.
He can be really koofy sometimes.

by El penis Grande July 14, 2015

Koof Dog

When a person of the opposite sex becomes an arrogant jerk in order to hide their true feelings towards you once they discover you also like like them. Most likely to happen between two really good friends and is usually a guy who is koof doggin.

Girl "Hey, so I like you more than a friend."
Boy "I like you too but I'm going to bone a bunch of girls before I actually show my true feelings for you."
Girl "You're such a koof dog!"

by tickety boo canuk March 9, 2010

koof

to come or go

“yo koof to the henry house”

by Keithscott June 3, 2021

Koof Dillinger

An extraordinary white boy hooper who only hits bottom of the net when shooting jump shots creating a ‘KOOFFF’ sound when it goes in.

Damn, he’s on fire! Pulling a Koof Dillinger!

by KoofDillinger July 25, 2021